Guy Shirts



I did it for the lulz T-Shirt

I did it for the lulz T-Shirt

...and there were lulz to be had!




Jack High Flop T-Shirt

Jack High Flop T-Shirt

The perfect attire for a high-stakes Poker match.




Quick-Fix PC Repair Guide T-Shirt

Quick-Fix PC Repair Guide T-Shirt

When you hang around people that are too stupid to use computers, this shirt is a definite must-have.





OMG U R TEH SUX IRL T-Shirt

OMG U R TEH SUX IRL T-Shirt

A great way to arrive at your first net-meet.




I rock and you definitely suck T-Shirt

I rock and you definitely suck T-Shirt

Obviously everyone needs to know how awesome you are.




Meme4Life T-Shirt

Meme4Life T-Shirt

"He always knew when a trap was afoot."





I'd Hit It T-Shirt

I'd Hit It T-Shirt

It tastes good which means I win.




I'm in ur death star T-Shirt

I'm in ur death star T-Shirt

ur tractor beamz r srsly down, sir





STFU POS GTFO T-Shirt

STFU POS GTFO T-Shirt

When words just can't seem to get the message across...




I'm kind of a big deal in Japan T-Shirt

I'm kind of a big deal in Japan T-Shirt

For the individual that feels they don't get the proper international recognition that they deserve.




Global Warming Can Kiss My Ass! T-Shirt

Global Warming Can Kiss My Ass! T-Shirt

Caring about the environment is retarted.





IRC World Champion T-Shirt

IRC World Champion T-Shirt

The End-Boss was especially tough.




Shortbus, it's my Ride of Choice T-Shirt

Shortbus, it's my Ride of Choice T-Shirt

It's cool to ride the retard limousine.





World-Class Oral Receiver T-Shirt

World-Class Oral Receiver T-Shirt

I think "congrats" are in order.




I Love Booty T-Shirt

I Love Booty T-Shirt

Aye, matey! Thar she blows!




Let's F*ck T-Shirt

Let's F*ck T-Shirt

Pleasure Receptor Activated!





Who wants some junk in their trunk T-Shirt

Who wants some junk in their trunk T-Shirt

The shirt that's guaranteed to get the ladies.




Smoking Pot Makes me Forget Stuff T-Shirt

Smoking Pot Makes me Forget Stuff T-Shirt

It's OK because it's medicinal.




Mexican Breakdancing Federation T-Shirt

Mexican Breakdancing Federation T-Shirt

There's nothing quite like watching a sombrero headspin transition into a windmill pinata roll.





Impeach Pedro T-Shirt

Impeach Pedro T-Shirt

Pedro's a loser. Impeach 'em!




Ass2Mouth T-Shirt

Ass2Mouth T-Shirt

Didn't you know?




Hello to all the ladies I don't know T-Shirt

Hello to all the ladies I don't know T-Shirt

Shout outs too all the bitches!





Jesus will brb T-Shirt

Jesus will brb T-Shirt

Yes folks, he's AFK.




Internet Pimp? Yes, Yes I Am T-Shirt

Internet Pimp? Yes, Yes I Am T-Shirt

The Internet is my playground and I am it's pimp.




Fighting Internet Stupid for the Future of Mankind T-Shirt

Fighting Internet Stupid for the Future of Mankind T-Shirt

The coalition of uber-elitist anti-nerd opposition force





Dog Turds T-Shirt

Dog Turds T-Shirt

Would YOUR dog pick up YOUR turds??





I Have A Feeling You May Be A Douche T-Shirt

I Have A Feeling You May Be A Douche T-Shirt

My subconscious conveys that my t-shirt is correct.




King Pimp T-Shirt

King Pimp T-Shirt

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, King Pimp is in da house! Bow down!


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Internet Pimp T-Shirt

Internet Pimp T-Shirt

Cyber prostitutes of the world, I am your pimp.





Zombie Pandemic Control Kit T-Shirt

Zombie Pandemic Control Kit T-Shirt

Crossbow dart to the throat, beat head w/ baseball bat, shotgun blast to the balls, remove head. Repeat.




Relax, I'm with Goatse T-Shirt

Relax, I'm with Goatse T-Shirt

Hidden under the stairs of an abandoned Gym next to a male brothel in Amsterdam, we located the long-lost Goatse shirts.




I eat n00bs for Breakfast T-Shirt

I eat n00bs for Breakfast T-Shirt

Elite ownage on the loose.





Kiss My Ass, I'm Irish T-Shirt

Kiss My Ass, I'm Irish T-Shirt

A practical twist to the classic shamrock favorite!




I put the "f*ck" in UNF*CKINGBELIEVEABLE T-Shirt

I put the "f*ck" in UNF*CKINGBELIEVEABLE T-Shirt

The ultimate bad-ass machismo shirt.




This is my getting drunk shirt

This is my getting drunk shirt

It's going to be a great night!





Toss My Salad! T-Shirt

Toss My Salad! T-Shirt

Nothing else tastes quite like a freshly tossed salad.




Pimp My BBQ T-Shirt

Pimp My BBQ T-Shirt

The steaks will taste a billion times better.




Upgrade your Weekend: Take Monday Off T-Shirt

Upgrade your Weekend: Take Monday Off T-Shirt

Work sucks. Enjoy life with this high performance upgrade.





Huzzah for Japscat! T-Shirt

Huzzah for Japscat! T-Shirt

Props going out to a favorite Japanese past-time.




The Brooklyn Blowfish T-Shirt

The Brooklyn Blowfish T-Shirt

When you're getting your salad tossed and you let a massive fart go, the Brooklyn Blowfish is the resulting effect when your partner's cheeks puff...




Internet Love T-Shirt

Internet Love T-Shirt

Ah, don't we all just love the Internet?





Internet Super Pimp T-Shirt

Internet Super Pimp T-Shirt

Social networking sites make my e-penis grow exponentially.




Dairy Queef T-Shirt

Dairy Queef T-Shirt

Treat yourself to a tasty queef.




Hey Look! There is a retard reading my t-shirt

Hey Look! There is a retard reading my t-shirt

I pwn about a hundred people every time I wear this shirt.





Captain Cunnilingus T-Shirt

Captain Cunnilingus T-Shirt

As far as women are concerned, he's the greatest superhero of all time.




I'm on yer shirt, rechargin' yer superpowers T-Shirt

I'm on yer shirt, rechargin' yer superpowers T-Shirt

Cute-cat says, "wif dis shirt, u will be pwotected by my powuhz"




ROFLMAOnnaise T-Shirt

ROFLMAOnnaise T-Shirt

The perfect ingredient at a WTFBBQ.





Wish You Were Here T-Shirt

Wish You Were Here T-Shirt

My gonads miss you terribly.




Internet Cock T-Shirt

Internet Cock T-Shirt

It's not the size that matters, it's your up-time.




Congratulations I slept with your wife T-Shirt

Congratulations I slept with your wife T-Shirt

I am also probably your father.





Kiss Me, I'm Kazakhstanian T-Shirt

Kiss Me, I'm Kazakhstanian T-Shirt

This shirt has gotten me laid no less than 8 times.




Hello My Name Is... T-Shirt

Hello My Name Is... T-Shirt

Finally, a shirt that lets the world know what you're all about!




UZI T-Shirt

UZI T-Shirt

Quite obviously, the Chuck Norris weapon of choice.


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Lucky Gnome T-Shirt

Lucky Gnome T-Shirt

Everyone needs a little gnome in their life.




What I lack in girth I make up for with stalker-like devotion

What I lack in girth I make up for with stalker-like devotion

Size doesn't matter when your dedicated to fucking.




Who's Line is it Anyway T-Shirt

Who's Line is it Anyway T-Shirt

After three lines, it's anyone's guess!





Dirty Sanchez T-Shirt

Dirty Sanchez T-Shirt

The moustache that says "I Love You".




Morning Wood Golf Club T-Shirt

Morning Wood Golf Club T-Shirt

"Stroking off from the crack of dawn"




People Suck T-Shirt

People Suck T-Shirt

Let's face it, people are annoying.





Pedro 4 Teh Win T-Shirt

Pedro 4 Teh Win T-Shirt

Pedro's so greasy, he'll have no problem sliding into first place.




A Pair of Million Dollar Balls are Hiding out in my Pants

A Pair of Million Dollar Balls are Hiding out in my Pants

Let's see which girl is the best "gold-digger"


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Hack the Planet T-Shirt

Hack the Planet T-Shirt

r U a n00b? sh0w teh w0rld ur l337 5killz omfg





You are the Opposite of Awesome T-Shirt

You are the Opposite of Awesome T-Shirt

I have a feeling you may also be a douche.




I will beat your ass down via Nunchuck T-Shirt

I will beat your ass down via Nunchuck T-Shirt

Pre-warn assailants of your ass-kicking methodologies




Hot Tasty Treat T-Shirt

Hot Tasty Treat T-Shirt

This shirt will have the ladies wrapping their lips around your "noodle" in no time.





Please Stand Back T-Shirt

Please Stand Back T-Shirt

This shirt acts as a cautionary measure for when your smelly under-bathed friends get too close.




In theory, Communism works T-Shirt

In theory, Communism works T-Shirt

But then again, do theories ever turn out to be true?




I'm Not Gay. I'm Just Well Dressed T-Shirt

I'm Not Gay. I'm Just Well Dressed T-Shirt

Clear the air of all misconceptions with this finely-tailored shirt.





I'm AFK T-Shirt

I'm AFK T-Shirt

The guild always freaks out when I go AFK during a raid.




Passionate Lover T-Shirt

Passionate Lover T-Shirt

Hey, who said the truth never hurt?






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